Curse

bathazard · Mar 03, 2008, 09:34 AM // 09:34

*comes in with fake I.D. and grabs a free beer*
*Bar tender realises im using stilts*
"Owhhhh my butt"!

Shakti · Mar 03, 2008, 08:00 PM // 20:00

**points and laughs at bathazard**
**sets up shots on the bar**
who knows a good drinking game?

RedStar · Mar 09, 2008, 08:38 AM // 08:38

*Bumps the bar*
*Asks and drinks a beer*
*Asks Shakti is she wants to play "I never"*
I have never done some "bad" things with an animal.
*looks at bathazard*

Jam Jar · May 04, 2008, 09:39 AM // 09:39

"Hello! I is want some beer plox!"
*Get's beer.*
*Spreads beer over ground."
*Sets beer on fire.*
"Last one out is a rotten egg! Literally!"

Sir Skullcrasher · May 07, 2008, 04:17 AM // 04:17

*light the spilled beer on fire*
*dropkick you into the flames*
*watches as you are engulfed in flames*
*grab some vodka... down the whole bottle*
*who wants to play air hockey...?*
*run to the air hockey tables*
*pass out*

RedStar · May 07, 2008, 04:52 AM // 04:52

*puts out the fire*
*kicks those who are responsible for it*
*draws on Sir's face*
*carry Sir's in a mud pond*
*laughs*
*go back in the bar*

Doc Holliday · May 08, 2008, 04:57 AM // 04:57

*appears in bar*

"Hey skull, long time no see. I'm putting in my trimonthly appearance lol"

*buys a round for the bar*

*uses god powers gained from the original bar to set everyones drinks on fire*

*downs a beer*

pumpkin pie · May 08, 2008, 05:11 AM // 05:11

*follow Doc Holliday into the bar for the first time*
*lurk*

Tuskon · May 08, 2008, 02:07 PM // 14:07

*Shadow Steps into Bar*
*walks behind the counter*
*opens beer and sips it*
"wow it sure hasn't changed around here has it..."
*watchs all the mayhem*

dilan155 · Jul 26, 2008, 05:33 AM // 05:33

*use recall to return from latest farming session*
*grabs free beer and drinks it*
*spits beer out and breaks the bottle*
"this beet taste like %$&$ and im gonna kick your #%$"
*waits for someone to fight*

artay · Jul 26, 2008, 06:04 AM // 06:04

*begins daytime cooking show in bar titled "Cooking with Gale"*
*Begins show by making a delicious bran muffin*
*Throws bran muffin so hard at wall, that it rips a hole in time*
*muffin hits me in the head just as I'm about to begin my cooking show*
*confused as to why a bran muffin hit me in the head*
*eats some peanuts*

Fallen Hunter · Oct 06, 2008, 03:13 AM // 03:13

*Casts thread rebirth*
*Looks around*
*Has a drink*
*Gets shot down in flames for being a thread necro*

shru · Oct 06, 2008, 03:45 AM // 03:45

*casts extinguish to prevent further flames*
*orders a beer*
*gets hit in the head by bran muffin from two months ago*
*passes out on the floor*

A Leprechaun · Oct 06, 2008, 09:18 AM // 09:18

*Kicks in door*
"I'm back bitches!!"
*Revs up minigun*
"Muahahahahaa!"
*Sprays bar*
*Sits on stool*
*Orders a pint*
"Ah, I'm so glad the bars back."

~A Leprechaun~

fenix · Oct 06, 2008, 10:21 AM // 10:21

*beats everyone to death for being completely unfunny*

Am I doing it right?

X Cytherea X · Oct 06, 2008, 02:14 PM // 14:14

*walks into bar, naked.*
"so what's going on here?"

A Leprechaun · Oct 07, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by fenix

*beats everyone to death for being completely unfunny*

Am I doing it right?

No, gtfo!

*Finishes pint*
*throws glass against wall*
*throws stool out the window*
*dives out after it*

~A Leprechaun~

Eragon Zarroc · Dec 30, 2008, 04:43 PM // 16:43

*dusts off the bar*
*orders a pint*
*keeps a wary eye on the door for suspicious incomers* O_o

I pwnd U · Dec 30, 2008, 05:29 PM // 17:29

*smashes a bottle over Eragons head*
*sips another beer*

Sir Skullcrasher · Dec 30, 2008, 06:48 PM // 18:48

*throw some darts at pwnd's head*
*grab 4 bottles of vodka*
*drain it all*
*grab a lighter*
"hey who wants to see a human flamethrower show? "

*spits fires around the bar*